What might he have become had he never married her, i wonder. Retirement can't be very far off, natural fitness notwithstanding. Whatever will he do with himself once his playing days are over? Act? I hope to God not, given the squeakiness of that voice. Even Vinnie Jones looks more convincing. I fear Becks will become one of those American celebrities famous for nobody-knows-what, complete with annoying wife in tow, constantly showing up at some Hollywood do. I just hope the Cruiser doesn't convert him to his weird beliefs...
